It wasn't James Brolin...

It wasn't James Brolin. It was that guy who played Batman. And was in American Psycho. Christian Bales.

See:



The only reason I'm showing you this stuff, dear reader, is that readership polling tells me that you, to a man, are the type of small, petty person who rejoices in other's misfortunes.

So go ahead.

Here, by the way, we are looking a bit like Gina Gershon:



This is really embarrassing.